Tic Tacky

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

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tic-tacky:

Excuse me

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

mcrude:

bathroom selfies ✌️

tic-tacky:

Excuse me

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badselfies:

chill

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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symbiote:

vogue

anus:

please, take a seat

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samtarothehamster:

teacher: don’t be shy, introduce yourself to the class

me:image

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